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Sep. 8th, 2009

Dr. Girlfriend

Are we really this selfish?

It amazes me what the past year has revealed to me about people in this country.  Americans live in one of the most "possibly" countries on Earth.  In other words, "All things are possible here".  You know, if everyone else will allow you to rise above the place you were born into and the pigeonhole that conveniently keeps them fat and wealthy.   I find myself dismayed by the number of citizen interviews that are blatantly uninformed, undereducated or flat out self-serving.

Today, I heard a parent say he doesn't want his child to become a community organizer.  God forbid your child grow up to be someone whose purpose in life is the better the social construct of his neighbors.  Heaven forfend they actually not chase the almight dollar, because honestly - that's done so well for our economy.

I look at the cost of education, health care, and social services rise to astronomical prices.   Does anyone remember that these services used to be free or provided in like service trade?  Why?  Not because they were worthless, but because they were priceless.  They were done with the intention of aiding your fellow man, not buying a new Maserati.  Education was not an overpriced, undervalued, and ill-delivered rote system of testing less and less information for more and more students crammed into a classroom.  It was a privilege and a honored institution for those who truly wanted to be there to learn.  Health care was about healing, the wonder of the human body, and enriching quality of life.

I find myself ashamed when I watch the news half the time.  Ashamed that people in my age bracket were somehow raised to believe that they are entitled to more than someone who was born to less.  Even those not born to less, who have fallen on hard times or to illness, are regarded as inferior and undeserving.  We are a nation quick to pass judgement without forethought and research.  Instead of condemning those we feel are "getting a free ride" because someone wearing a suit claming to be on "your side of the party aisle" says that's the case, we could actually check out the facts for ourselves.  Put your mouse down and volunteer somewhere in that part of town you normally disdain to even drive through and learn about the people you automatically reject because they don't look or dress to your standard.  Leave your comfortable air-conditioned throne of judgement and visit the hospitals that get Medicare patients, homeless, and immigrants into their doors.  Don't assume they are all illegal aliens working for $1.00 an hour (which you wouldn't do on a bet) and stealing your tax dollars. 

Frankly, more of your tax dollars go to waste via unmonitored ill-spent government management choices on a daily basis than to anyone you see on the street in need.  You would be surprised how many of your precious elected officials waste your tax dollars on a regular basis.  We have oversight committees and agencies to help prevent this, but there are many more government agencies, projects and budget sheets than those policing them.  Besides, most of the misspending isn't intential or with ill-intent.  It's rushing to pat down a mob mentality or put out a fire, or undoing a previous administration mistake.

I've seen a 35 year old woman interviewed about her vehement hatred of the Health Care Bill.  She was ill-educated on the contents, choosing to place her beliefs on political soundbites, and came from a financially comfortable standpoint having never known what it was to be without.  I watched her, as a peer, and felt such remorse.  I don't care what your political leanings are - but to frankly state that you believe you are more deserving of good health care than another - is the most hateful attitude.

On a personal note, I hear a lot of people who call themselves God-fearing Christians going against the very tenets of that faith.  First, do unto others as you would have them do unto you.  (You never know when you may be without a job, and need a doctor)  Secondly, Let those without sin cast the first stone.  (Before we crucify any of our leadership, let's try putting ourselves in their shoes.  These are very difficult decisions they are making.  They affect an entire nation.  If you don't have a constructive comment to help them, perhaps silence would be the better part of valor in this case?  Anyone who thinks they can or have done a better job, please step forward.)  Lastly,  Blessed are the Meek and Merciful.  (Not the rich, greedy, judgemental or selfish.)

I pray I never behave this way and if I should, my friends and family would let me know so I could change my ways.  In reality this is a very small world and life is very short.  The time we spend here should not be warring factions of people trying to keep the largest piece of the pie for themselves, but rather the enriching of our world for all it's citizens.

PS:  If you're wondering where the three quotes are from, try reading that book you keep thumping and actually living its words, not just using them to throw at others.  I am no perfect person and I'm guilty of my fair share of poor actions, words and thoughts.  So consider this as one peer to another - we all have fallen short after all.

Jun. 23rd, 2009

Dr. Girlfriend

Before you choose Reality TV, consider what it might do to yours.

So, I am not a huge reality television fan, unless we're discussing Top Chef, Project Runway, Top Design, or What Not to Wear.  I have little patience for most of the variety of reality television going on.  Recently, there has been a minor "uproar" over Jon and Kate plus 8.  The couple is sadly getting a divorce.  I find myself having the same reaction I did when I heard that Jessica Simpson and her husband were divorcing.  It's the same reaction I have when I see couples getting slammed in the grocery aisle tabloids, TMZ, and other media forums before, weeks or months later, separating. 

Sometimes the world does not need to watch.

Honestly.  How many intimate relationships suffer because a camera crew is always there, a host is putting a spin on the situation or the pressure of "being 'on'" all the time pushes one or both partners too far?  Even shows like Housewives of (name that city), which my best friend loves, or any number of the "bachelor" competitions show friendships, morals, and boundaries stretched past all limits.  Even in my favorite shows, like Top Chef, you see contestants doing things behind the scenes that they admit are out of character.

From borderline cheating to anger management issues, I wonder - is that what these people are really like on a daily basis?  Then you see them at the reunion shows or in an interview recap months later and they are mortified by their portrayal.  Family members say, "I don't even know who that was."  Is it any wonder marriages end and families fall apart?  In the case of Jon and Kate, don't you think having 8 children to raise is stress enough on a marriage?  Did you really need a nation following your every move, judging your decisions, and tempting you to forget why you married and had a family to begin with? 

I think the answer is a resounding no.

May. 29th, 2009

Dr. Girlfriend

It's been a while...

So, it's been a while since I've allowed myself to be too introspective.  It was too depressing for a few months there.  Then something happened - first I started surrounding myself with more positive people, music and prayer.  Secondly, I was blessed with a new job.  Thirdly, I came to realize that things can always be worse.  Always.  I never really accepted that as true before.  I'm an eternal optimist, but the reality is that there is no "crapped on" quota.  So dwelling on it only makes it worse - I'm learning to let go.

On that note, I am letting go of the terrible habits I've picked up in the past three years.  Not only in little things (what has happened to my language!  I have a better vocabulary than this), but in lifestyle (food rules are being reimplemented and no more letting people guilt me into cleaning my plate).  I also am trying to accept me for how I am RIGHT now.  I struggle with this.  I either want to be a new and improved me or the really young me.  Neither is the here and now, therefore I'm currently always unhappy.  So stupid.

Et Voila, BelleV est nouvelle....again.  But not really new, just grounded.  So, back to the basics of South Beach (which works for me, it's not for everyone, I know), Bally's (hey, it's cheap for me at this point), and expanding my horizons.  There's been a lot of activity going on around me and I felt myself being one of those people I detest who is jealous of other's good fortune - but that is at an end. There's usually enough blessing in life to go around, after all.

So, to end this rambling tribute to emerging from under a rock, I have to say I really miss my Dad.  As an adult, he had become one of my best friends and I miss him.  I just realized I was reluctant and rarely go to my parents' home, church or other regular haunts because by avoiding those places, I could pretend nothing had changed.  But it has and there is a void.  It's okay (at least today it is), however, because I'm learning to deal. 

I can only imagine that if it is this much of a struggle for me, my mother must have it 10 times as bad.  She and my dad had known each other since they were 7 and were married for 35 years last year.  They never had the grand anniversary celebrations and were just quietly (or not so quietly) best friends with all the ups and downs that entails.  I worry about her in that big house all alone and not always in the best of health.  After 48 years in one another's life, I can only imagine her pain.  I pray it, like mine, lessens every day.

Hmm, so that was refreshingly weird, eh?  I'm content with life, excited about the possibilities currently before me and coming to grips with my loss.  Man, almost sounds like I'm growing up or something.

Nah...

Feb. 11th, 2009

Dr. Girlfriend

Fitness Challenge Demons

Oh, I am so ticked.  So my roommate and I are doing the South Beach Diet because it basically matches the eating plan my nutritionist gave me years ago.  We are in phase 1 and what happens today, MY OFFICE PROVIDES A MANDATORY ATTENDANCE "PASTA LUNCH ALL-HANDS" MEETING!!!

Yes, I'm shouting.  Pasta?!  Why THIS week?  When I am in the phase where I can't have so much as fruit, much less pasta.  And I HAVE to go and sit in the room watching everyone else eat it.  ARGH.  If I didn't have this kind of luck, I would have NONE.

It's hard to be optimistic when you're mad.

Feb. 10th, 2009

Dr. Girlfriend

6 months and I'm still standing...

So, when my father died 6 months ago, I was pretty sure I wouldn't survive it.  I faked through the motions but it never felt as if I were actually breathing or present.   I kept waiting for time to start moving again and the world to turn back on.   I was waiting for my Dad to come home.  Imagine my surprise when 6 months later the pain is actually less, I'm still here and wonder of wonders, I think that's my heart beating faintly under the bruises. 

I just may survive this.  I'll never be the same, but I'll still be here.  That better count for something.

Oh - and in case it's not inherently obvious - I miss my Dad every single day and I don't see that changing.  It's just not crushing me so much anymore.

Dec. 18th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

Miracles do happen!

I, the continually late, was at work - yes AT MY DESK fully functional at 8am this morning.  Not only was I at work but I was freshly showered, pressed, breakfasted on an egg-white sandwich with protein shake on the side...AND... I exercised for 30 minutes after waking from a full night's rest of 8 hours which came only after wonderful sex with the perfect guy and a romantic dinner...

Ok that last part is complete BS.  I not only didn't exercise, but I didn't go to bed until after Top Chef and slept fitfully until 6 am where I slapped the snooze button at least three times through my "exercise time" and only dreamt of sex after my lean pocket dinner...

*sigh* 

I still made it to work a whole hour plus early - even the guard at the gate was looking at his watch like "whaa?"

I'm going to be back at Bally's as of next Monday so I will actually be doing the exercise thing again with my new gym buddy... if only I can get the romantic dinner / sex / full night's sleep part in, THAT would be a true miracle.  Christmas or not!

Oct. 22nd, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

Need a laugh?


Funniest thing I've read in a LONG time.

The advice given is hysterical. 

This made my day.

Oct. 14th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

I just wanted you to know.

I have some of the bestest people in the world in my life.  Truly, I have the coolest, most giving, and loving friends.  I really enjoy laughing, talking, and just plain being around you people.

You know who you are.

PS:  One of you is having bubbles blown your way in the etherworld...

Sep. 29th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

Politics Don't Include Common Sense Do They?

Ok, so I was told this weekend that there is a case in the State of New York challenging Sen. Obama's right to run for President.   From some quick research it appears this is something that's been proven several times over, but ok - I'll play along for a second.   Just a second mind you.

Let's say it's true and he's ousted as a candidate.  The Democrats then have to go back to their number 2 candidate, right?  So, you're gonna put Hillary (and let's say she keeps Biden) up against McCain and Palin?  Ok,  if McCain and Biden cancel one another out (and I'm being somewhat facetious here), who wins between Hillary and Sarah... in a not mud-wrestling sort of way?

Yeah that's what I thought.   Why would you even go down this path?

Ok, your second is up...
Dr. Girlfriend

You just missed it!

This is a quickie moment...

So on Sunday my brother and his gf came to the festival.  They came at the exact time the sun was out, sky was blue and happiness abounded (well, if you're a mudpuddle or a mudlover).  Anyway, they were all smiles and Mistress Rose was explaining the general rule on food at the festival "On a stick = good, IS a stick = bad".   The gf asked about potato sticks and Mistress Rose said potatoes cancelled out the rule because potatoes in all forms were alwys good.  Without missing a beat, I said, "She only says that because she's a Jew."  I said it in accent but it was completely meant out of character and was said without a moment's forethought.  I couldn't believe I said it and judging by the stunned expression on Mistress Rose's face and the laughter of everyone around us, nor could she. 

Luckily she has a sense of humor.  I'll still be watching out for payback.  I hear it's a b*tch.

(Note:  It's funny because it's true...)

Oh - second moment... I think I almost made Felonious's girlfriend wet her pants laughing at dinner.  I was wearing Tavener's ballcap backwards on my head and sitting in his chair while we were chatting.  He came back to kick me out of his seat and I said, again without thinking, "But I'm wearing my hat to the back and being black."  In my most plaintive voice.  Apparently that struck as hilarious...

Which is strange since technically I'm a girl of some decent tannage....  ah well, glad to make people laugh.

Sep. 22nd, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

Living with Food, not for Food: Life lessons from my dietician and nutritionist.

Sorry it's so long, but these are a lot of notes.  Also, these are my notes from two years worth of sessions with my dietician and nutrionist(s).  I'm not a doctor nor do I play one on television, so if I get a medical fact wrong - oops.  I will say, however, I know these lifestyle changes work.  I live them and when I stop living them, I can feel it in my energy level and how my body works. 

There are three main things to remember:
1. You eat to live, not live to eat.  You should enjoy every bit going into your mouth, so to that end you should be thinking about the food your eating before, during and after the meal.  However, since food isn’t the most important thing in your life, each mean should take an average of 20 minutes, no less than 15 and no more than 30.
2. Thirst and Hunger feel strangely similar.   Throughout the day, you should be getting in your 64 ounces (8 glasses of water) – but not at meals.  There are several benefits to this but the chief among them are a: drinking at mealtime prevents you from truly enjoying the flavors and fullness of the meal itself; b: drinking at mealtime causes you to overeat; c:  drinking between mealtimes prevents you from snacking on foods you don’t need.
3. A balanced meal consists of protein, veggies / fruits, and a starch.  If you make the largest portion veggies (the nutrient rich and longest filling for digestion part), the next largest portion protein (the heaviest, most densely filling part) and the smallest portion the starch (the head-hunger, comfort food soothing, quick energy part) and eat them in this order [Protein, Veggies, Starch], you will find meals more satisfying, filling and less likely to turn into additional helpings.

So those are the top three, but there are some detailed rules and sound medical / biological reasons for them.  They may be repetitive, but if it’s worth saying once – it’s worth repeating:

Skipping meals is bad. )No Drinking and Eating..? )Chew Chew Chew )Slow down and swallow )Portion Control Help )Who's counting? )Protein Power )Burnin' Burnin' Burnin', Keep that fat a burnin' )Run, Jump or Walk )It's all in your head ) Eating habits )Starting Line )Changing your point of view )So you have to ask yourself... )Give them books, they gnaw on the covers... )to diet or not to diet..? )Mmm food... gooood.... )Thoughts for the hunger-minded )

Sep. 17th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

(no subject)

So if my temperature is "normal", but I feel like my head is on fire and stuffed with cotton and my hands and body are shaking with chills and my nose is running... am I sick?  I don't have a fever, after all.  Maybe I'm just tired and need water?

Sep. 15th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

(no subject)

So.  This weekend - weather wise - sucked.  I'm not talking about those poor saps in Texas that Ike slapped around.  *Big wheel keep on rollin', proud Mary keep on rollin'.*  I'm talking about the silly schmucks who were expecting rain on Saturday and instead got humid heat the likes of which would have made any Sauna owner proud.  But we all pulled through *Schmucks Unite!*  and made it to Sunday - which everyone promised would be worse.

Well, y'know what everyone?  (makes arm motion implying painful things jabbed into another person in uncomfortable places).  Thanks for jinxing us all.  People who have years of experience..... working in such conditions *get your mind out of the gutter!*... were collapsing.  The air was too thick to breathe and from 9:30 on, I was literally melting.   This would have been great if, this morning, I had hopped on the scale and seen that I "melted" away an extra 10 lbs.  But that didn't happen, now did it?  *No is the correct answer here.*

I have just begun restricting my sugar intake on Sunday and did pretty well foodwise.  I only wish it had occurred to me sooner that those frozen lemonades were probably chock full of sugar.  Ah well, better luck today.

Regardless, there were some really nice people over the weekend, as well as some super scary ones.  As someone stated, we are now entering the "Drunk Awareness" portion of the season. 

On a side note, I was so busy trying to stay hydrated and upright, I didn't have sad moment until I got home Sunday night.  That's a first since August 9, I guess that means I'm doing better?

Sep. 9th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

Sometimes you come full circle...

I've never really thought of my life as circular.  I see things fairly linear - you are born, pass through life and leave this earth for a better place.  I'm not so certain things are that simple any longer.  The other day, I was going through some things of my dad's and found a letter he had written to his father this past Father's Day.  My grandfather has been gone for several years, so I found this odd.

However in the course of the letter, my Dad expressed how he was growing and changing and how so many things in life had affected him.  Without divulging too much, he mentioned me - he mentioned something I had said in passing advice that had (apparently) really made him think and change.  Me.  Little old me, his daughter who has made more than her fair share of mistakes and always went to HIM for advice.  Me.

As I've been thinking about that the past few days and how touching it was that my Dad thought enough of me to heed my words, I received an email from an old acquaintance.  I only know this person peripherally because he was writing a screenplay and I was critiquing it for him.  He's pretty young but has enormous talent and potential and I avidly encourage those traits.

Anyway, he wrote me to say that he had taken a sabbatical but was back to writing and that when he thought of his screenplay the first thing he thought of (after himself) was me.  How flattering?!  He said my enthusiasm kept him going when he would have quit, my point of view opened up a whole new way of thinking and (get this) my sense of humor helped him refine his own.  Wow.  Really?  Me?!

So now I think we are like little wheels rolling through life.  With each rotation we touch God knows how many others and sometimes, if we're lucky, we come full circle and see how we've affected others.  Sometimes, we just keep on rolling.  Just something to think about - who are you going to affect today?

Aug. 5th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

Notes from a friend (a guy no less)

  • Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little 'stringy things' off of it. That's how the primates do it. Also, take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.
  • Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!
  • Bell Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.
  • Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.
  • To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.
  • For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.
  • Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if you want a stronger taste of garlic.
  • Leftover Snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simply chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yummm!
  • Reheat Pizza: Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.
  • Easy Deviled Eggs: Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.
  • Expanding Frosting: When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.
  • Reheating refrigerated bread: To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.
  • Newspaper weeds away: Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.
  • Broken Glass: Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily.
  • No More Mosquitoes: Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away.
  • Squirrel Away! : To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it.
  • Flexible Vacuum: To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.
  • Reducing Static Cling: Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and ... ta da! .. static is gone. (Why a guy knows this, I don't know)
  • Measuring Cups: Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out.
  • Foggy Windshield?: Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the window s fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!
  • Reopening envelope: If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.
  • Condition your legs?: Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair.
  • Goodbye Fruit Flies: To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2' with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!
  • Get Rid of Ants: Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it 'home,' can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed! 

Jul. 31st, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

Ok Dawntreader...

Taken a picture naked? no
Made money illegally? no
Had a one night stand? yes
Been in a fist fight? yes
Slept with your best friend? no
Had sex in a public place? yes
Ditched work to have sex? yes
Slept with a member of the same sex? no
Seen someone die? no
Ran from the police? no
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? yes
Worn your partners unmentionables? yes
Fallen asleep at work? yes
Used toys in the bedroom? no
Ran a red light? yes
Been fired? yes
Been in a car accident? yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? no
Loved someone you shouldn't? yes
Sang karaoke? yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yes
Caught someone having sex? yes
Kissed a perfect stranger? yes
Shaved your partner? no
Given your private parts a nickname? no
Ever gone in public without underwear? yes
Had sex on a roof top? no
Played chicken? yes
Mooned/flashed someone? yes
Do you sleep naked? yes
Blacked out from drinking? no
Felt like killing someone? yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? yes
Been with someone because they were in a band? no
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? no
Shot a gun? yes
Gone outside naked? no

Jul. 30th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

Yay Wednesday - Rambly post to follow

I love my friends.  Truly, the people who are true friends are priceless.  Also... ones who give good luck.  Thank you JolieMaman for calling during poker - I won big when I usually lose.  Woohoo!!!

Anyone want to review / critique my resume?   I need the extra eyes.

Can I just be snide for a moment, I'm usually not but I feel the need - if you are a part of a major event in someone's life, why would you not go out of your way to make it spectacular?  Or, in short, why are people so freaking self-centered?

Anyone know a good personal trainers who won't want my firstborn to pay the bill?  (Honestly, this is how my mind works, I just usually filter it for the masses.)  I'd prefer someone who is more like a motivator than strict fitness expert.  I find that once I get in a routine, I can usually handle doing it - provided I get my behind out of bed / off the computer chair / closet floor and actually do it.   I think someone should start a service where you get phone calls that are reminiscent of being 15 and having your mother standing over the bed "reminding" you that you have to get up, and do homework, and chores..etc.  I could deal with that... "Get up BelleV!  You have 5 min to get some clothes on and go walk/run a mile.  When I call back, you better be huffing and puffing or I'm charging you and extra 50 bucks at the gym."  I would be one skinny chick.

Have you ever been to www.kongregate.com?  It's addictive, but the little games are fun.

That is all.  More rambly goodness to come later, I'm sure.

Jul. 18th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

PSA: Life - it's passing.

Things you should see this week:

1.  www.drhorrible.com (Thanks JolieMaman and DawnTreader)
2.  The Dark Knight - So good.  Really... very good.
3.  Ironman (older, but honestly - you must go see this in the theatre if you still can)

Things you should do this season:

1.  Go swimming in an outdoor pool.  Honestly, you've missed out on what summer is all about if you don't.
2.  Ride a rollercoaster.
3.  Sit on a beach at dusk / dawn before crowds arrive (or after they leave) - watch for the flash of light on the horizon.
4.  Enjoy a summer rain.

Things you should say (in general):

1.  I forgive you.  It's one thing to get a deserved apology, but to acknowledge it and genuinely let it go is another.  
2.  I love you.  I know it's cliche, but the people we love the most we tend to forget to tell.  We assume a lot.
3.  I was wrong.  No caveats or explanations.  Seriously.  It won't kill you - I promise. 
4.  You were right.  Like the above, we never do it due to pride but you will be the biggest hero to the person you're willing to be humble before.

Things you should have (always):

1.  Change for a telephone call.  (A dollar or more these days.)
2.  A watch.  (There's something satisfying about knowing you'll have the basic ability to tell time, no matter what.)
3.  A secret keeper.  Not ala Harry Potter, either.  I'm talking a best friend, a journal, parent, cockatoo, dog, whatever.  Someone you can tell anything to.  Keeping it inside isn't healthy.

Things you should try (at least once):

1.  Cooking.
2.  Dancing.
3.  A Foreign Language.

Jun. 30th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

So, you think you know chocolate, eh?

http://food.aol.com/play-with-your-food/candy-bar-id-quiz/ 

I scored 13 out of 20.  5 of them I missed because I didn't look closely at the pictures and I still think the picture on the KitKat was wrong.  There's no caramel in a kit-kat.. right?

Jun. 26th, 2008

Dr. Girlfriend

Darwin Awards? I'll take two!

Cross posted from my other blog: It is Thursday morning at roughly 3:45 am. About 90 minutes ago, I almost died. It's not the first time I've almost died, but is by far the stupidest.



FOCUS: We make fun of stupid people all the time, but occasionally we're the stupid ones. How have you almost killed yourself in a ridiculous manner?

ALT FOCUS: What's the worst way you could die? Like me, from your own proud but stupid actions or a freak accident in the produce section of the grocery store?

*Before you even ask why I'm doing this so late at night, I can be a little OCD. I couldn't go to bed or sleep knowing it needed to be done.
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*sings* To the heart, tick tock, and you don't stop...stop..
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Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead.. that girl is poison...

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